This is the dad who goes to work and comes home, pays the bills, turns on the TV and checks out. This is the dad who he is physically present but emotionally absent. He's always working on his car. He's always on the internet. He's always in his study. He's always in the garage. He's always in the yard. You say, "Dad, you were never there." He's like, "I was always there." Yes, in a comatose state. ... That guy's ultimately a coward. He's afraid to get involved in the lives of his wife and children.Make sure you didn't miss Coward #1, Little Boy Larry. Next up, Coward #3: Hyper-Spiritual Henry.